Important acknowledgements for our reviews.

Who we are:  Our reviews are based on our own personal experiences.  Every couple has their own expectations and desires; thus, every couple will have differing experiences.  We drink a lot when we attend events, it is our adult playtime and we both handle alcohol very well, so Bars, Bar Tenders, and cost of alcohol are considerations in our reviews.  We are a same-room, full-swap couple and Mrs. Llama is bisexual. Llama is not.  We are not a “Hot Wife”, “BDSM”, or “Bi-Male” couple and have no experience to offer qualitative input in those areas.

What we will NOT review:  We accept that the night we attend events might be an off night for different venues. We do not judge places based solely on the crowd that shows up when we are there “in most cases”.  We do not judge places based on our success in meeting a couple.

What we WILL review:  Quality, sexiness, and cleanliness of the venue.  Friendliness of the Staff.  Availability, quality, and cost of food and alcohol.  Type of music and the ability of the DJ to build a sexy environment.  Anything that distracts us from being able to enjoy the event.  We will talk about the crowd, but will not judge based on it (clickiness).  Anything that violates people’s safety, security, privacy/discretion (single guys, cameras).  Everything that we see that makes a place stand out.  Value of the event compared to similar events.